About Percolator

The origin of Percolator is often debated by scholars and priests, but not by scientists or mechanics. Some say the first sighting of the Percolator occured on the brisk but cloudy morning of August the 8th, 1663. In the northeastern corner of Paris, the reluctantly famous "Market of Gôlgiere" was in its seventh year. Jean Delveaux's Traveling Trinkets set up shop in the southern most plot for the summer, and was said to have been seen with new wares: Percolator.

Others still claim that Percolator was birthed from an Alaskan Salmon in 1811. The details are unknown as the only witness to the event was a fraudulent profit named Emile Jones, who went by the name "Emmett Jones" for most of his adult life. Jones (Jones) squandered a small fortune from sufferers of dysentary by claiming his trademarked remedy, Jones' Magnificent Magnesium Water^®, would instantly heal them physically and spiritually, as he also claimed it doubled as an indulgence.

No matter the origin, Percolator was most firmly sighted on December the 15th, 6:44am, in Cape Town, South Africa in the year 1287. A cartographer named Xavier Winston IV was looking through his binoculars to spot rare foul known to be indigenous to the region. While he failed to sight a precious bird, he was successfully killed by a wild pack of armadillos that clumsily but violently approached from just beyond his peripheral vision (Gatslinger, 61221). Several years later, Alfonse Spiekersburg welcomed Percolator into the community, and they were given the key to the city after saving the town from a Minotaur attack. Unfortunately, Spiekersburg was the town crier, and the mayor, Waldo Jeffries, immediately revoked the key and gave it to Sam Neill.

Percolator migrated west to the Indies. What they found became known as the West Indies. By 2118, they had made a name for themselves as prominent and well respected philanderers.

Percolator vanished after defeating Damien Krakov in a 9 hour chess game in the year 90. The game caused a likely fatal chest wound to Percolator. Many experts believe Percolator died shortly after. Specialists disagree. However, rumors remain that Percolator is occasionally sighted on 45th street and Davis Street in Cambridge, ID, in order so that they might perhaps obtain the highly coveted Chalice of Persephone.

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Years later, the following myth was formed: Percolator is a band with four members. They formed the band in late 2006. Since then, they have been busy making music.

If you are intrigued and would like to know more, please inquire: percolator.music [@] gmail.com.